"If you're serious about your brew, and when it's quantity over quality, strap on a Beer Belt ($18). The Batman-worthy nylon belt features six plastic holsters designed to hold cans or bottles of your favorite liquid snack."
I don't know about you but my waist radiates nuclear sexy heat. Not the 'penicillin needed' heat.. just pure sexy heat. So now what am I supposed to do with 6 warm beers? And there's definitely a 'no running' policy in this classy belt. When I'm drunk.. I run. Like a gazelle. It's a gift really. So call me when they make the igloo cooler fanny pack that can hold a cold six pack, bubble wrap, and match my trucker hat that states the obvious "Sexy" across it.
PS. Let's not drag Batman into this. Everyone knows he's a Gin man.
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1 comment:
Call me when they make one that holds champagne!
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