"Now available online from DataVision is the Asus F6V scented laptop that comes in such fragrances as floral blossom, morning dew, blue ocean, and dark musk. For a mere $1275, you can garner attention with the F6V’s striking color patterns and the odoriferous fragrance that emanates from the LCD cover. For those actually considering such a unique laptop, the specs are not too bad: Intel Core 2 Duo Processor 2.26GHz, 13.3″ LCD Display, 4GB DDR2 800MHz RAM, 320GB SATA Hard Drive, and Windows Vista Home Premium."
I'm showing this to you against my will because they have yet to take my suggestion and introduce the bacon scent one. It needed to be said.
It appears that some tech genius found a way to cover up the horrid scent of the online gamer dork and porn aficionado that won't shower. And on behalf of the rest of Starbucks, we'd like to say thank you.
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