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Teen's New Name Is CutoutDissection.com

"ASHEVILLE, N.C. (Oct. 13) - You can call her CutoutDissection.com, Cutout for short, but just don't call her Jennifer. The former Jennifer Thornburg — now legally CutoutDissection.com — wanted to do something real to protest animal dissections in schools.
The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.


"I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new," she told The Asheville Citizen-Times for a story last week. "Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about."



Really? You have to repeat your name several times?? Is it that they can't hear you over the sound of their eyes rolling?? Cause that's my guess.

CutoutDissection.com... can I call you Idiot for short? ok good. I can't help but think you're going to regret this decision. I mean sure it's funny to think about changing you name but when it happens it starts to seem like maybe someone went to far.

Trust me on this... after having to change all of my utility bills and monogram towels to "Cash Money" I realized it really wasn't worth it.

Its scares the shit out of me that people can change their name to a URL address. I have a feeling that I'm going to end up with a friend named "TwoGirlzOneKup.com". Matter fact I'd put money on it.


Story: Associated Press

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