Tell Mommy to Hold On!!


 

Description The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is the worlds only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground* and has approximately 7 feet of usable pole. The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs. The pole is available in genuine high polished stainless steel and genuine high polished brass, it is also available in a 1.75 inch or 2.0 inch diameter. The pole also breaks down into two pieces which allows it to fit in any size car.

This mounted (giggle) tail gate (stop it!) is attached to the ball hitch (OMG!!)... It's $449 and on sale which is a helluva lot cheaper than college. HAHA I'm just kidding they were never going to college.. But we don't judge at ScooterIsTheNewBlack. I say bless those that want to distract me from all of my problems. (The stupid dry cleaner lost my bacon suit again).

Can I just say to those people with those annoying sticker families on your back windshield... THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!! Although... I must say I do still prefer my pool table.  Ladies? Gentlemen?? No?? Fine.


Photo: courtesy platinumstages.com

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