The Village Found It's Idiot

Call centre worker caught out by boss after posting 'sickie' plan on 'Facebook'

"After a particularly heavy night out Kyle Doyle decided that he would phone in sick and treat himself to a day in bed.

To celebrate his day off Kyle, a 21-year-old call centre worker, updated the status on his Facebook page to reflect the fact.

Unfortunately for Kyle, his online boast did not go unnoticed by his employers.

On his profile on the site he wrote: 'not going to work, f*** it i'm still trashed SICKIE WOO.'

Now an email exchange between Kyle and the HR department at the call centre where he worked has been forwarded around the world.

When Kyle protests that his absence was because he was ill, the HR employee simply forwards him a clip of his Facebook profile."

Kyle Kyle Kyle... Here at 'Scooter Is The New Black' we're all for gettin "SICKIE WOO" trashed (trust us) but with great power comes great responsibility.

Maybe when we get wasted and lie to people we should be a little more stealth.

The fact that he didn't realize his awesomeness even when he sobered up is great. I think someone learned a little lesson in the interweb... Like don't request your boss to be friends on Facebook just so you can look like people like you. This will bite you in your sickie woo ass.

Sadly I have a strong feeling that Kyle is sitting in a pub high fiving his douche head friends because he's famous. And his mom is sporting a "Team Kyle" t-shirt.. *sigh*





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