The Mouse That Speaks Volumes About Your Sex Life



"Sexy Mouse"



Be the talk of the office... and probably the talk of the HR dept.

This is a horrible learning tool for men to learn about women's breast. So I hear. First there was the peanut butter lid motion, then "tune in Tokyo", now the repetitive clicking of a mouse.

If you get a chance to be with a girl (and I'm assuming if this is your mouse you don't get these opportunities often) please avoid double clicking her to 2nd base. It won't end well. Trust us.. we're mavericks here at "Scooter Is The New Block". By "mavericks" I mean we get our tips from hookers. God Bless Em!



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