Shed Unwanted Cool Points Fast!




Scooter is on the mend.. I think this empty bottle of Vodka laying in bed with me gave me the flu. That's the only explanation, I can think of, for why I feel like something a cat coughed up.

Not one to let people down, I've tried to find a way to continue writing without actually sitting all the way up. Low and behold! What have I found?

The "Boom Arm Starbase Workstation"! If the stupid name doesn't give it away that it was made for fat geek dudes that need a "hands free" time in bed, then maybe this pic will help seal the deal.

All I know is thanks to some lazy pervert I can continue working and never burn another calorie. USA!

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