It's Official: A-Rod Hates His Penis

Well folks, Guy and Madonna "Guns" Ritchie have officially called it quits.

Allegations would have it that the Material "Girl" is romantically involved with Alex Rodriguez, Yankees dude.

Hopefully A-Rod is good at 'she looks like a man' puns because I really don't want to have to look at more pics of this 'Guy' Ritchie. (oh look I had one more in me.. who knew?)


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