My dad tried to instill as much wisdom as possible. He taught me gems like "Don't drink and drive, cause when you hit a bump it spills and makes a mess." You know the usual.
One thing he taught me, that I think is worth passing on, is the art of softening the blow of degradation.
He said you can say whatever you want about someone as long as you end it with "God Bless Em." Sound too easy? Try it.
"That girl is such a whore! God bless her!"
"What an idiot! God bless him"
"Kim K's dump truck ass. God bless it!"
Checkmate!
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