I've always said that this world was full of crazy people and here Google goes and proves me wrong. Touche Google. Touche.
Really? 883,000,000 results of "Why do I have no friends"... Besides not being a fan of Scooter Is The New Black.. the only other result we could think of was that you are actually asking a data warehouse this question.
I ran up to an ATM once and asked why I was so broke. It didn't spit out cash. I'm assuming the results are similar here. Well except you're not on camera and won't end up getting robbed for your pre-paid cell phone.
For the sake of thorough journalism I've decided to include a few of my favorites from this research.
* 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants) (Really??! 286K results to Jason's pants?)
* 21,900,000: I have one more drink. (Sounds like a problem...)
* 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge. (That's true.)
* 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me. (Let's start with your address... oh and a list of what meds you're on.. we'll go from there.)
Source: Gizmodo
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