"Ready for take off. Take your paper airplane experience to electrifying new heights with The Electric Paper Plane Launcher! This fun kit was designed at Middlesex University, one of the leading design Universities in the UK. With simple assemble, you can discover how spinning motors and plastic discs can be used to launch a plane at over 30 mph! Imported. Wipe clean."
Thirty fuckin miles an hour!?! What's this thing supposed to do... impale vampires? hmmmm I can get on board with that... 'cause if this thing really is JUST a paper plane tosser I'll be pissed. Don't get me wrong.. I'm all for equality and if this gem helps armless people grant their one life long wish to throw a carefully crafted college ruled loose leaf sheet of paper.. well that's beautiful.
I will say that "spinning motors and plastic discs" sounds like a recipe for blood shed but someone needs to take a stand against these vampires. Have you seen their hair? Scary... I know.
ps. I challenge that this product warrants calling this school a "leading design university." There's no ode to bacon or advancement in porn privacy at work soooo let's just slow down with the acclamations.
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