Smart Car. Says Who?

I had the priviledge today of parking right next to a teeny tiny thing that I'm certain is a cat toy.

I'm know that many people will defend the Smart Car and it's effort to rid us of global warming and gas guzzlin SUV's. But this 3 cylinder 3 foot long one seater looks like a death trap if you ask me.

The only thing that seems smart about this car is the medical expenses you'll save if you end up having a dump truck ram into your ass end. Because no way you're livin to tell that story.

And I'm no fan of the ginormous Suburban's driven by the stay at home moms with one kid either. You really don't need 6 more feet of vehicle for a 2 foot person in the back seat. I'm just sayin.

Listen, it's no secret I'm a fan of the planet. Umm need I remind you of my entire month of being a vegetarian? I thought not! But there has to be a happy median between driving the highway in a tic tac container or taking up 3 parking spots with your city bus. As God as my witness, I'll blog when they figure out what that median is. Stay tuned.

Scooter

"Chaos often breed life, when order breeds habit" - Henry Brooks Adams

Thanks Pepe

So everyone can thank a very close friend of mine, Patrice "Pepe" McElroy, for me joining the world of blogs. I dreamed of being a celebrity columnist, but to be honest... my 'inside source' is an 11 year old Boxer named Kane who gets lost in the half acre front yard because he's lost most of his sight. Even though his sight loss is self induced from running into sticks eye ball first, he still offers little help in getting the hot gossip before Perez.

So I'll do the second best thing. I'll blog about nothin.

You'll find my mind is a little scary, sarcastic and quizzical. But it's all in the name of science... or something admirable like that.

I promise, not really, to try to express myself BEFORE my second grown up drink of the evening. Otherwise it'll just be a lost in translation/honeycomb decoder pen kinda party.

Well fellow bloggers, I look forward to opening my hope chest of thoughts and delivering my odd observations, disappointment in the human race and one liners to your proverbial interweb front door.


Scooter

"Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit" - Henry Brooks Adams