So I'm trying to pick out a new cell phone and all I can say is F ME! This is ridiculous. These little buttons and 65 different choices of things it can do.
All I need is to be able to call my bookie, download my Macarena ring tone.. oh and a GPS thing. The last time Kane gave me directions I ended up in a trailer park meth lab. They offered me their phone but instead handed me a cat. I kindly declined dialing the nipples of their feline, stole all of their Camel cash and ran for the door before I inhaled anymore fumes. I told Kane I should have cooked him for dinner but everyone knows I'd just be hungry in an hour.
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LMAO, prepare for a blanket statement with no apologies. "All cell phones are made for midgets, excuse me, little people." I am so close to trading my cell phone in for laptop.(They pretty much do the same things these days.) Either I am getting older or the screens and buttons are getting smaller.
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