" * Button-activated sexual conquest counter
* Digital display moves up and a siren plays over congratulatory phrases when activated
* Includes reset button
* Batteries not included
There's no room for romance in the numbers game. Points are scored every time you land a snog, a grope or a full-on shag. Hit the respective button and the built-in siren will announce news of your success to the world."
Let's see 67.... spring break in cabo... 68... wait where was I??? shit! Ok start over. Back of a Subaru.. one... this is going to take forever!
Not any more!! Carry your slutometer to solve this age old problem. It even plays a sound when you add a conquest. Nice!
Includes a reset button when you want to lie to your new girlfriend or when you got drunk and passed out on the button... Sorry Kane.
And need I say, honesty rule in effect fellas. *yeah right*
Oh batteries not included: story of my life.
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