Hold up! I just got word that Lauren "I have the personality of a coma" Conrad is to pen 3 books. Seriously?
Let's think about what not one but 3 books could possibly include?
1) Her 9th year of 'fashion school'?
2) Her friends, enemies, friends, enemies, friends, enemies?
3) Something shiny?
4) What is Audrina really looking at above my head?
Shit, I think I just gave her an extra book deal. Ugh its gonna be like reading the literary equivalent of oatmeal. Not that I'll ever know what these books have to say.
Let's be honest, the only book that I'd even think of thumbing through if I found for free on my porch with money inside... would be a VERY detailed, play by play, night with Brody Jenner. Don't be afraid to leave nothing out. Oh and pictures are encouraged. Trust me.. we're friends.. wait now were enemies.. ok we're friends again. wheewwww!
Team No One!
While we're on the topic of "are you kidding" books, I have a few questions for Lynne Spears. I can just imagine her sitting in her home office scribing this tell all... "Brit Brit used to love to dry hump the arm of the couch and we'd all go.. 'Look ya'll she's good' so we called us up a man to come watch her". While this literary assault is forming Brit's in some studio trying to eat the microphone while recording her next track "Na Na Num Num ACK"... actually that sounds like a gem, keep writing Lynne, we wouldn't you to interfere with sure gold.
Scooter
"Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit" - Henry Brooks Adams
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