If you're fortunate enough to not know these people consider yourself lucky. I mean like "adopted Cambodian kid by a one Angelina Jolie" lucky. All you need to know about them is they are narcissistic media whores that somehow got their hands on, what can only be, the most valuable black mail ever. That's the only conclusion I have for why they are relevant.

Listen I'm all for higher powers. But I have a question for Jesus. Out of all the celebrities and power players in Hollywood, and out of all of the people that thank you for giving them tons of money and over rated trophies, you pick this chick to rep you?

Hey I get that it's a challenge to weed out the gays and women that wear pants but come on. She's running around town telling everyone you guys are best friends. EMBARRASSING!

Wait, do you think God likes to drink as much as I do? That's the only logical explanation I can think of... just kidding. No seriously give me the keys Big Guy.


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