"Ice ahoy!! You get 4 ocean liners and 4 icebergs. Just add gin, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet for a perfect party."

It's no secret that I'm a huge fan of faux ice cube plastic molds but I'm having a hard time enjoying this one.

I just find it a little hard that two drinks into my "winding down" ritual of the evening, I look to my glass and am reminded of a tragic fatal event.

You know the very same tragic event that made Celine Dion a household name. TRAGIC!

I won't even go into how lame this product description is. I have a lot of different ideas of what the "perfect party" is and none of them involve me sitting around staring at my glass and yelling "you sunk my battleship!"